An example of human evolution 

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Here is some gratuitous footage of my new life as a Simplysockosapien.
Main sock video: bit.ly/SockForADay
Safiya's sock life video: us-first.info/player/video/pdCamIKjk6KDn6c.html
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HOLO THERE! Welcome to my second channel! Feel free to leave me some suggestions on what other shit I should upload on here!
Menchie's fave holos: bit.ly/MenchiesFaves8
P.O. Box to simply send mail to:
Cristine / Simply Nailogical
P.O. Box 64092 Holland Cross RO
Ottawa, ON
K1Y 4V1
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Stalk me on all the social medias!
MAIN CHANNEL: us-first.info
simplynotlogical (feature account)
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I film my face videos with this camera: amzn.to/2gnVKu3t
This 24-70mm lens: amzn.to/2gXJpxQ
I edit my videos with: bit.ly/videoeditor1
On-camera shotgun mic: amzn.to/1HA9nz2
External mic: amzn.to/2cmpK6Y
Ring light for face-cams: amzn.to/2cU7cNO
Check out things I like on my personalized Amazon page!
Music: Epidemic Sounds | The Green Orbs - Snack Time
Creative Commons - Attribution 3.0 Unported- CC BY 3.0
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Disclaimer cause I love you guys: This video was not sponsored by any of the brands mentioned. Some links above are affiliate links.


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Mar 5, 2018




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Olivia Rae
Olivia Rae 2 years ago
The screech at the beginning is literally me on the inside all day, everyday
Silver Nightcore
Silver Nightcore 11 months ago
Chxcxlate pi.
Chxcxlate pi. Year ago
Vante Sweetie
Vante Sweetie Year ago
Starlight 5007
Olivia Rae whats funny is I’m painting my nails well watching this
Sydney Chung
Sydney Chung Year ago
Iris Lind SAME
It’s Henka You Psycho
Why are people in Canada so nice Everyone knows I’d be called out in America if I did this
Calyssa Knott
Calyssa Knott Month ago
Hi Simply! Can you please put the link to the sock in the bio? I wanna be the HUMAN SOCK for halloween this year!
Monisha Patel
Monisha Patel 4 months ago
Does anyone know the song playing in the store at 2:00
Amelia Abney
Amelia Abney 4 months ago
Why the hell are these outakes
Jon McNiece
Jon McNiece 4 months ago
why r u doing this to ur self cristiene?!
Alice Tealeaf
Alice Tealeaf 5 months ago
I relate to this video in so many ways
Kačka L.
Kačka L. 6 months ago
3:05 this stuff happens almost every summmer in czech republic (by that i mean socks in sandals)
danao hisnsl
danao hisnsl 6 months ago
this is why we ask if the straights are ok
izzy and chloe productions
Plz could you help me i can’t find them in the uk
Tsuki Akari
Tsuki Akari 6 months ago
I'm laughing harder then I should. This made my day 😂
king family
king family 6 months ago
I'm a🧦🧦👉👈👀💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿
Lorelei Villanueva
Lorelei Villanueva 6 months ago
Ok but why is nobody talking about how this dog looked like Falkor 💗😌
Chloe Louise
Chloe Louise 7 months ago
Imagine being Ben in public
Nana Suki
Nana Suki 7 months ago
Hannah Norris
Hannah Norris 9 months ago
That looks so comfy but its also 300$ so maybe its not that comfy
Dk.Nails16 10 months ago
I showed my grandma the part where she screeched ,lmao, and she said " Shes weird"
Lilla Borbála Geröly
When even this video needed outtakes I'm questioning if I am akward now
Madison Beeker
Madison Beeker 11 months ago
Oh my this video XD
Jodi 11 months ago
seeing OCTranspo in the background gives me PTSD from them always making me late and missing my exam. I do not miss Ottawa transportation.
*I don’t get how some of these clips did not get in the final video...*
Robyn Spinner
Robyn Spinner Year ago
I love the start! I learned it in music class a while ago. I HATED IT!
Zahra Gaidi
Zahra Gaidi Year ago
The last part 💕💕💞💕💞💕💞💕💞
lucy is kinda awesome
what would you think if you saw a giant sock walking down Main Street
Yuyu!¡ Year ago
My sleep Paralysis demon: 0:00
Lily Powers
Lily Powers Year ago
Who else read Percy Jackson and it reminded you of the three old ladies knitting the socks of death
Mirielle Jesmar
I needed this hearty laugh today. Thank you.
Milla H-L
Milla H-L Year ago
*These are my friends...* -Cristine 2018
Changingroom teen Blogs
I love how their wasn’t a single piece on holo involved in this vid so she just put a holo filter at the end 😂😂😂
Len KD
Len KD Year ago
Menchie was so smol
Camila J Once
Camila J Once Year ago
You have 2 socks, lets do it again but with Ben
Charlie Adeline Patterson
You have to have A LOT of confidence to wear that in public
Emily Thrash
Emily Thrash Year ago
what the hell? the first thing you see is a screaming sock? :l
Bread Year ago
0:00 to 0:03 is me when im tired
emmay Year ago
1:23 there are red dots in the window
Samantha Fitzgibbon
Not a robot.
Not a robot. Year ago
Imagine taking a walk at night and you see this in your path 1:35
My Wonderful World
Pls do a video on you doing nail art *WHILE WEARING THAT SOCK*
Kawaii Polar
Kawaii Polar Year ago
If safiya doesn't post for a week. That's a signal. Or then if she doesnt post for 2 weeks shes dead.
Christen Fink
Christen Fink Year ago
I love Cristine a little more now that I've watched these sock videos.
Keeshii Year ago
Meme Dragon
Meme Dragon Year ago
now ben has to be a HUge shoe
Louise Winstanley
this is just a video of ben laughing
Madeleine Spainhour
i need all of those socks what store is that
Kailey Nico Donovan
the jacket behind cris at 2:05 is gay
Tess Callahan
Tess Callahan Year ago
me i want one for school screw dress code
Emily . That’s it*
The guy that y’all met on the streets I want to meet you!
MrsMumi79 Year ago
This had my 5yo and 8yo cracking up - the practical 8yo commented “That would be really smart for when it’s super cold outside” 🤷🏻‍♀️ And the 5yo just added “I don’t think she needs any more scarves!” 🤣 (Completely disregarding his mother telling him it’s a SOCK several times) 😏😁
Kitty the Rat
Kitty the Rat Year ago
Oh god, I live in North Carolina XD
Antoinette Marlow
OK! BEEEYYYYYYNNN! Aren't you glad that you found someone to balance out your stoic self? Yep, I thought so!
Tipsy Tea
Tipsy Tea Year ago
We had to sing that song at the start in year 1 but the real. Version NOT LIKE IT WAS REAL I THINK I GOT THE WHOLE SOCK IN MY HANDS OS REAL !”!
SaltyPotateo Playz
I know barley anyone is going to see this, but me and my friends made a sock "club" inspired by this video. We call the club other things, but I am just going to call it a "club". We have nicknames for each other too. Hopefully my friend doesn't see my comment because that would be embarrassing. RIGHT JAZZY-MAN!? Her name's Jasmine. Pls don't sue me Jasmine!
reaper 96
reaper 96 Year ago
Does anyone know where I can get this I want one
Kelsey Robinson
I've been watching this channel for years and I have literally never heard her make a noise like that. It was incredible.
hi there
hi there Year ago
I need this sock Edit: Nevermind I looked it up cause I wanted it and it costs like $300 :')
PicPan&Laulau Channel
Omg it’s so weird to see my area in your videos 😱
SARAHTRYS!! Year ago
To bad these are so expensive it might be a wonderful idea for the homeless people around the world who live on the street and stuff keep them warm and protected by it!!!!!!!!
Laura Kendall
Laura Kendall Year ago
Anybody know the song at 2:02 that is playing in the background?
Annika the bananaka
I got my mom to crochet me a sock like yours and it turned out really well
Kary Year ago
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Kary Year ago
0:23 Christine isn't even offended and that makes me crack up
Lea Kos
Lea Kos Year ago
Best video eveeeeeeer😂😄
glossi. Year ago
Aizawa who?
Karla Rodriguez
I would literally never be able to do that in public this is why I Love u 😂❤️ no fucks
Shoto Todoroki
I was literally watching this in class today . my teacher was right next to me, gave me a weird look then started watching it with me . she didn't even yell at me, she's kinda gotten used to it since I watch your channel in her class everyday so she's pretty much given up on me and starts watching your videos with me😂 . and we were both dying of laughter
Katty Musiał
Katty Musiał Year ago
How to see if someone is from Poland: *ThEy WeAr SoCkS AnD SaNdLEs*
Peachybunsu Year ago
Ben:you look like a shark Christine:why Ben:because sharks are stupid Christine:that’s mean to sharks
Kary Year ago
She's not even offended😂😂😂
Lyla Aboualy
Lyla Aboualy Year ago
i was just at the parlement! i wen there because my mom works near there and we were gonna get lunch at the tim hortens..
Taylor H
Taylor H Year ago
I t s b e e n a y e a r sI n c e t h I s v I d e o
Winter WolfieGaming
3:00 Totally not reading laptop
Salem Ritual
Salem Ritual Year ago
She looks like virgin Mary
Nate Olsen
Nate Olsen Year ago
Me: falling asleep cause ima just so damn confused Ad: SURPRISE! Your periods here!! Me: OH HELL NO
Ayano :p
Ayano :p Year ago
if u keep replaying the screech at the beginning it sounds like a cat meowing....no jest me ok ill jest be a sock now bai
Oley McCoy
Oley McCoy Year ago
I have a handmade sweatshirt that says “I AM A SOCK” I wear it all the time
Palwashah Khattak
The part where the two men were looking at her as if Cristine is some amazing thing or a miracle happening 😂
ItsMiley Year ago
Estrella Hermosillo
Amanda Penaloza
The amount of love ben must have for you is incredible because he is supportive of all this
Sophie Gurule
Sophie Gurule Year ago
I died laughing watching day as a sock
Why is this whole video me in 10 years?
Madilyn Bozzo
Madilyn Bozzo Year ago
well i live in north carolina and guess what? i was actually painting my nails during this video trying to make that aligator scaled gradient you made and when i heard you say "people in north carolina were executed for wearing socks with sandals" i was like "holy crap im never wearing socksand sandals again!" (sometimes i wear my flip flops with socks when i go outside to get the mail) but then i was like, "at least if i die, *iTs NoT a PrObLeM aNyMoRe!* "
Dyseptic Year ago
I never noticed.. is that scar on menchies eye? Or different fluff? I noticed it The other day on my limited edition menchie and zyler Christmas sweater. Shameless merch plug ;3 btw the merch is adorable.
Cameron Blue
Cameron Blue Year ago
“Live simply” on the pillow 😂😂
Nahama A.
Nahama A. Year ago
Those people thought she was crazy... and they wouldn't be wrong. But I too am crazy... AND A SOCK
Julia Smith
Julia Smith Year ago
I wouldn't call that a sock it's more like a giant ankle warmer
Scrundle Bundle
3:03 the fashion police does NOT FUCK AROUND
Shalem Lee
Shalem Lee Year ago
what's the song name at 2:01 to 2:06?
Okami Louve
Okami Louve Year ago
I replayed the scream like 20 times
liepa umbrasaitė
I was dying of laugh lola
chris wood
chris wood Year ago
whare did you buy it i need one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Loser Fat
Loser Fat Year ago
I have a mini version of a sock I can still wrap it around my body
Nawarra B.
Nawarra B. Year ago
Menchie Year ago
I have a socky mommy!
katie price
katie price Year ago
wtf did I just click on
Obnoxious Child
Who else ships Cristine (sorry if i spelt the queen's name wrong) and Ben? Like if you ship it and if you don't want to just comment!
Libby Ogle
Libby Ogle Year ago
You’re a great 🧦
Йоана Иванова Петрова
Dukiyana is an old Bulgarian word and it means small shop(those kind of shops don’t exist anymore tho)
Sofia Rose
Sofia Rose Year ago
This video was literally blocked on my school chromebook
When Satan Met 2020
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